So who gets your write-in vote for The Biggest Loser?
Koli
Or Daris?
It’s hard. They’re both similar. They both say, ”I want to be there when the confetti falls,” so much that I think they’re under the impression that “confetti” is the prize for winning The Biggest Loser. You do know there’s money inolved, right guys?
I’m voting for Daris based on the most depressing bio I’ve ever read on the Biggest Loser site:
He has never had a girlfriend, even though the girls give him plenty of attention because of his big curly hair and his funny t-shirts. He loves being the center of attention and making people laugh, but he has low confidence with women due to his weight. Daris wants to lose weight and prove to himself that he deserves one of those beautiful women that keep coming up and playing with his hair.
Ok, we get it, Daris needs some poontang. Geez, that’s all he’s got going on? And now that he got his hair cut what are the girls going to play with? Daris, as someone who has been over 300 pounds and still dated beautiful women, let me suggest you try developing a personality. It’s so much easier. You might be thinking, “I have a personality. I’m the guy who wears funny t-shirts.” That’s doesn’t mean you have a personality, that means your t-shirt does.
I have to say that I loved his excuse for gaining weight while he was home for 30 days which was, “I was training for a marathon.” Of course! You all remember those chubby Kenyans who win the marathons every year.
